“…some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.”
-Garth Brooks
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- At #Woofstock watching a jump competition. Man next to me just lifted his dog up so that "he could see". Dog stared at me the whole time. 21 hours ago
- Dear everybody. It was a chokeslam. Not a body slam. Please report accurately. #Gianforte 3 days ago
- My mom is leading me around the Niagara Casino buffet teaching me how to steal cookies for the bus ride home. The apple did not fall far. 6 days ago
- The rumours are true. I will once again attempt to cheat death by LIGHTING FIREWORKS @comedybar TONIGHT after… twitter.com/i/web/status/8… 1 week ago
- RT @melissadags: Someone got a ticket for not having POP from the Spadina streetcar- there was a faulty machine- you need a better system @… 2 weeks ago
